Busted

We caught you looking, blondie. But who could resist? Gazing at that tempting ass would turn a straight man gay.

Adam Hirsute

I think this is the hairiest I've ever seen Adam. I guess he trims his fuzz when he's not outright shaving it. I like him with this thick pelt. He makes me want to growl and howl and get all primal.

He also appears like he's taking a break from training whenever these were shot because he looks more everyman and less ripped. I just wished whoever shot this had allowed him to shoot a thick load of spunk on his fur. That would look really hot.

Beer Porn

Be forewarned this video has a bit of watersports. The beer part was a nice erotic warm-up. I knew as soon as I saw that bottle where it would end up.

Does beer actually work as an aphrodisiac? It just makes me sleepy. I'd want to try doing this with beer. I'd make it warm Guinness because otherwise it'd be cold on my junk.

Training Day

Fresh out of the police academy, a new cop learns about the tightly guarded secrets of law enforcement. But there are no scandals or police misconduct here -- just alpha males getting some much-needed end of watch release.

Tom at the End

These pictures were taken at the end of pornstar Tom Katt's career after he had slimmed down somewhat. Previously he was more muscularly bulky. Here he's more normally muscular. I think he looks hotter here, too, because he's older.

Katt retired from porn in 2006 when he found religion and decided he was straight. He eventually became some kind of minister. I hope he sill enjoys sex and has a rockin' good time, no matter who he's banging. Life without regular sexual release would be miserable.

The Stepney Cowboy

A hot set I haven't seen before featuring our favorite stud Patrick. Based on his accent, he's probably from around the Stepney area in London's East End, where there are no cowboys to be found.

He can be forgiven for impersonating a cowboy, however, because he's just so gosh dern hot. I wonder how many days are left until we see him getting poked as a bottom? Then he'd be a real cowpoke.

Passion and Sperm

Flip fucking is always the best way to go -- thank him for a good fuck by giving his ass a nice pounding, too. The one lad is too noisy here but other than that the scene is very hot. Just turn down the video volume and put on some of your own music.